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As I was bitten awake by a bug this morning...; Random MMA thoughts.
Topic Started: Oct 14 2008, 06:47 PM (716 Views)
CropDuster
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as not only am i too lazy to post on like 3 different threads, but i just dont see how some of these fit.

1. How cool does Seth Petruzelli have to feel?
Ok, in efforts of keeping this off an "i hate kimbo" thread ever since he lost. If you think of it, that guy has to just be gettin ladies left and right...
"Yeah, I KO'd Kimbo in 14 or whatever seconds" and then they leave to the nearest men's restroom... or even all the money and org's after him for marketing...
In recap, I wish i was Seth P, and i hate kimbo.

2. Did you know Junie was a purple belt?
Again, I know Junie is the main discussion on the TUF thread, but this kid has a purple belt?! really? Everyone practically thinks he's just some punk that wants airtime, and we all know he has skillz, but a purple belt!? I'm not a BJJ expert, but thats like 3rd highest under black aint it? Some alcoholic fighter freak can't do that... He's definitely the future.

3. Can anyone beat Anderson Silva?
Honestly, is there anyone at 185 that will take this cat out? I mean, sure, is Cote skilled? yes... does he have a chance? anyone does... but do i look at him as a serious threat to Spider? no... Is there ANYONE who can hang with him? maybe his training bro... forget his name coming from WEC... we've discussed it before... anyways, point is... The UFC HAS to find someone to give him a fight, before he works his way too far up the LHWT ranks, right? Or can they market off that?
Crazy, I tell ya...

4. Why is there football games on wednesdays?
I'm missing TUF tomorrow night to go to a football game. How lame?! I mean, I love football, don't get me wrong... but on a TUF night? Curses..


I apologize for teh randomness and unnecesarry thread... but now i'll be able to sleep after playing Madden 05 and drinking some hot cocoa and Rockstar Punched.
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I'll bite.


1. Seth P. is still irrelevant.

2. Junie's will be face down in a ditch before he ever makes anything of himself because he's trash.

3. Nobody can beat Anderson Silva at middleweight.

4. I wish football games were every single day instead of all on Sunday plus one on Monday because then I could watch them all, and fantasy football would be less stressful.

and bro, you need to update to 09. Love them Madden games.
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D.O'Neill, well stated. :D
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I just realized being a little harsh on poor child abused Junie, but seriously, who gets drunk and cries? twice? He's just so unlikeable, and then when he talks down on wrestlers. I can't respect that.
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I'm praying Junie gets his life together sometime...
this kid has everything behind him... skill, a shot at teh big show, marketing, but is blowing it...

I aint got the cash of the system to update to 09 haha!
Plus, I love 05... My Broncos kill!
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1. How cool does Seth Petruzelli have to feel?

He must feel great especially since he basically quit the sport not long ago and recently came back.

2. Did you know Junie was a purple belt?

You say purple belt is third highest, and I say that is third lowest white, blue, purple, brown, black

3. Can anyone beat Anderson Silva?

"Dangerous" "Hollywood" "Hendo" will destroy Anderson after he beats Franklin and Michael Bisping.

4. Why is there football games on wednesdays?

I found someone to Tivo the show for me.
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Dude, you need to get 09. Broncos are good in 09 too. Cutty is beastin' but the defense is pretty lousy.
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ande60kg
Oct 15 2008, 01:39 PM
3. Can anyone beat Anderson Silva?

"Dangerous" "Hollywood" "Hendo" will destroy Anderson after he beats Franklin and Michael Bisping.


Dan might be able to beat Anderson in the rematch...but Anderson is 2 fights into a 6 fight contract...he says he's going to retire after these four fights are over....I don't think he would have anything to gain by giving Dan a rematch.

I think his last match will be a weight class vs weight class unification match....him against whoever is the lightheavyweight champion at that time...Hey CropDuster, Machida might be champion by then....Silvia vs Machida...hmmmmmm B)
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Hendo-Silva could be more interesting the second time...
As much as i really would like to see Silva vs. Machida... it wont happen... its been said that Machida is the reason Silva isn't really giving 205 a real crack... They train down together with Nog's...
but boy that would be sick...

I'd love to watch Hendo take out Bisping though... although it wont happen after Bis gets dismantled by Leben!
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Henderson would absolutely destroy Bisping. Just not enough horsepower.
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Leben is not going to dismantle Bisping...

If Leben wins, I'll change my name to Kimbosgay.
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Oct 15 2008, 02:24 PM
Henderson would absolutely destroy Bisping. Just not enough horsepower.

You do know that they both might be coaches on the next TUF? If they win (against Franklin and Leben) they will face each other after the show.
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..no I didn't know that....but it still will be a one sided butt kicking.
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Oct 15 2008, 02:45 PM
Leben is not going to dismantle Bisping...

If Leben wins, I'll change my name to Kimbosgay.

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah....

We are holding you to it :D
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Okay, well if Leben loses you have to change yours to "I heart Kimbo" Otherwise I won't change mine if he wins. Give and take, bro.

Just for the record I really do despise Bisping, one of the few fighters I really don't like, but Leben is just a hard headed booze hound that throws bombs. Bisping won't get caught, and Leben is gonna get peppered up somethin' fierce. Remember, Bisping lost a close match with the current number 1 contender a weight-class up. I know mmath isn't very reliable, but I just think Leben is kept around for the shows he puts on, not his skill level. This fight should be a good showcase for Bisping in front of an English crowd.

Dang I should be a sports analyst.
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I will add "Kimbo Slice is the best MMA fighter who ever lived" in my signature....you will have to add "Kimbo Sllice has a chin made of eggshells and should become a professional dancer"....the loser has to have the addition in their signature for 6 months....deal?
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6 Months is a long time. You willing to have that up there for that long? Cause I ain't scared.
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I am willing...so it is a deal... :ph43r:

Bisping wins and I add this to my signature"Kimbo Slice is the best MMA fighter who ever lived" :D

Leban wins and you add "Kimbo Sllice has a chin made of eggshells and should become a professional dancer" :D
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I don't like yours. way too toungue in cheek. Have it be "Kimbo Slice is my homeboy" and its a deal.

But yeah, I'm pretty confident so I'll put him having eggshell chin in mine if Leben wins.
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..deal!! Looking forward to a great card this weekend!!

Did you sign up for our UFC fantasy league?
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D.O'N really is Kimbo...
incase anyone was wondering... :)

EDIT:
some humor from War Machine... Via MySpace bulletin... (how he got kicked out of UFC ironicly haha)

FYI...
" Don't attempt pissing in empty water bottles while driving...lol
I was on my way back from vegas on Monday and was far in between rest stops and too lazy to pull over and ya...lol
Long story short I was forced to complete my drive slightly covered in piss!
HAHAHAHAHA!


WM "

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