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Where is Crop Duster?`; Let's make up rumors
Topic Started: Mar 24 2010, 03:11 PM (1,002 Views)
XHockeyDad
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I am kind of missing CD's machida nuthugging rants...Has anyone noticed that ever since I exposed him as being really Kimbo Slice that he has just absolutely disappeared....

I believe CD (alias Kimbo Slice) is actually in jail serving a 6 month sentence, something related to pimping or producing contraband porn...whatever that is...contraband that is...

Anyone else have any guesses?
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aguywithaname
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I think he's Michael Bisping and his face hasn't recovered from facing Wanderlei.

Believe it or not, I totally forgot my old avatar was from that fight until after I posted this.
Edited by aguywithaname, Mar 31 2010, 05:52 PM.
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XHockeyDad
Mar 24 2010, 03:11 PM
I am kind of missing CD's machida nuthugging rants...Has anyone noticed that ever since I exposed him as being really Kimbo Slice that he has just absolutely disappeared....

I believe CD (alias Kimbo Slice) is actually in jail serving a 6 month sentence, something related to pimping or producing contraband porn...whatever that is...contraband that is...

Anyone else have any guesses?
I am pretty sure that CD is taking a year off from school, has moved to Rio De Janeiro and is training with the Brazilian Top Team. He's living in the back room of the dojo and cleaning mats to help pay for his training and food. The master plan is for 'The Duster' to come back to the US and become 'The Next Machida (clone)'.


That's what I heard anyway.....

Edited by scsu_83, Mar 25 2010, 09:43 AM.
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I saw this gif and got a lil worried.
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New theory- He's Frank Mir and his face is swelled beyond recognition.
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Best Theory: Homie's been kickin it on the D.L.
Kid gets kinda censored on the G during tha season. Coaches see how i get in the room, in discussion... can't afford to put that on the net ... ;) :P That and FS/GR has started up, trying to get the guts and mostly pushouts back into the brain. My net time is lower during school. I'd like to personally thank the tech crew at my local HS for blocking this forum, but not the Hawkeye Forum... Way to have some pride in your state!

Interestingly enough, as i was standing around waiting to wrestle yesterday, i figured if i won, i might get my own topic on the forum... I lost, still got the topic B)

Currently, gettin back to checkin this daily... Listenin to alot of Dr. Dre's "The Chronic" Album... Been Drug Free Since '93, but boy that Dre can rap. Still driving a crappy Chevy Corsica. Still think Machida is the pinnacle of MMA. Affliction was a good org, but the shirts are ridiculous and ridiculous(ly) priced. Carwin beat the eff outta Mir from what i heard. Its spring break. Its beautiful out.
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Yes, Carwin did beat the crap out of you :P
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D.O'Neill
Mar 25 2010, 11:08 PM
I saw this gif and got a lil worried.
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That's really messed up...but I just can't stop watching....
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Mar 28 2010, 09:31 PM
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Mar 25 2010, 11:08 PM
I saw this gif and got a lil worried.
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That's really messed up...but I just can't stop watching....
Kind of reminds me of the last Lesnar Mir fight
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Me and cropduster aren't really that tight. I hope he knows I'm joking.
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Who's Crop Duster?
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XHockeyDad
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So to summarize...

He is really Kimbo Slice...he is currenlty serving a 6 month jail sentence related to pimping or what not...

He is actually Michael Bisping and hasn't recovered from his beating from Wandy.

He has secretly moved to Brazil where is training under Machida...well you know what I mean....He is scheduled to be on TUF 44...revenge of the light weights.

CD is acutally a drag queen...the above video clearly shows his last days on earth...that's some pretty messed up stuff by the way...

CD is actually Frank Mir...still recovering from the Carwin beating....

Cropduster is a figment of our imagination....he actually never existed...step away from the hooka pipe.

All are legitimate theories....the legend lives on...
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1. no love lost DO'N.
2. PM... CropDuster runs this joint.
3. I love how my post is the only one that didnt get considered.
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Nice to see your log on still works and hasn't been revoked...get your picks in for this weekend, so I can destroy you.

I think we will be dropping into Stewy(2 weeks?)...for the Greco/Freestyle extravaganza..I will make a point to introduce myself. :D
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just got back from Valley LATE last night and had the ACT nice and early this morning, hope i can still compete.

For real? Its next weekend. I'll be table working friday night, but i'm currently planning on wreslting saturday at Augs. for junior state... i dont know yet though. holler at a guy.
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