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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 12 2010, 11:43 AM (899 Views) | |
| scsu_83 | Jul 12 2010, 11:43 AM Post #1 |
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When Rampage and Lyoto, your two dogs, keep whining because Fedor, your newborn, won't stop crying. you wish your gf would drop down a weight class or two you have people over and they stumble upon your cup lying somewhere random, like on the countertop you use the phrase 'pound for pound' even when it doesn't really make sense You walk through the automatic doors at a grocery store and raise your hands, start jumping up and down, and as your running through the aisles of the store you slap the coupon dispensers like your giving high fives to imaginary fans. when your wife has friends over she has to remind them not to talk about religion, politics or MMA |
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| Studer1980_138 | Jul 12 2010, 12:07 PM Post #2 |
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You may be an MMA Junkie if.... You request Royce Gracie's birthday off from work. Suggest to your pregnant wife you name the baby Brock, Gina or Fedor. Wear your gi to church. |
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| scsu_83 | Jul 12 2010, 12:19 PM Post #3 |
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you pronounce the names; Hoyce, Halph, Hickson (Royce, Ralph, Rickson)
Edited by scsu_83, Jul 12 2010, 12:20 PM.
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| aguywithaname | Jul 12 2010, 02:52 PM Post #4 |
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You might be an MMA junkie if... Tucking your "Miletich Fighting Systems" t-shirt in to your jeans is considered formal attire. |
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| scsu_83 | Jul 13 2010, 07:07 AM Post #5 |
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you see a fight on animal planet and scrutinize the use of Muay Thai clinch and top control you are tempted to RNC people in front of you in line your girlfriend reaches for lotion and you accuse her of cheating |
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| XHockeyDad | Jul 13 2010, 02:58 PM Post #6 |
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Fantastic
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You might be an MMA junkie if you schedule a UFC party at your house on your birthday; get a phone call from another friend that he ha has tickets for the UFC, and rather than cancel the party you leave the house open and leave a note on the fridge that the EVENT is on 224 and also informing them that Papa Murphy's pizza and beer is in the fridge. NOTE: i came home all the pizza and beer was gone, but the house was cleaner than when I left. :) |
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| scsu_83 | Jul 13 2010, 04:41 PM Post #7 |
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I want to make an observation about 'passing guard' or thinking about it, while in an intimate moment with a significant other, but I do not want to get sensored by the moderator :o |
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| aguywithaname | Jul 13 2010, 06:50 PM Post #8 |
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Yeah, things that fly on Sherdog definitely don't fly here. |
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| aguywithaname | Jul 13 2010, 06:51 PM Post #9 |
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You might be an MMA junkie if... You actually get your homework done early on Wednesdays because you know you will be watching The Ultimate Fighter and Best of Pride. |
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| scsu_83 | Jul 14 2010, 06:06 PM Post #10 |
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If you know what a crop duster is - or who cropduster is ;) |
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| Studer1980_138 | Jul 15 2010, 03:15 AM Post #11 |
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You're far from the UG.... You might be an MMA Junkie if you're up until 4 AM watching UFC 37-40. :) |
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| scsu_83 | Jul 15 2010, 07:16 AM Post #12 |
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nice |
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| XHockeyDad | Jul 15 2010, 07:27 AM Post #13 |
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Fantastic
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You win. B) |
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| XHockeyDad | Jul 15 2010, 07:34 AM Post #14 |
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Fantastic
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Speaking of which.... The young man is competing in Fargo this weekend....doing a little Greco demonstration I hear... B) |
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| aguywithaname | Jul 15 2010, 10:32 AM Post #15 |
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Kimbo does greco? |
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| CropDuster | Jul 16 2010, 01:28 PM Post #16 |
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CropDuster, the kid, the myth, the legend... |
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| XHockeyDad | Jul 16 2010, 04:42 PM Post #17 |
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Fantastic
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:D |
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| XHockeyDad | Jul 16 2010, 04:56 PM Post #18 |
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Fantastic
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After talking yourself up, you better come back with a minimum of two wins this weekend, Mr Legend.... :X ^o) B) :D |
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| CropDuster | Jul 16 2010, 06:54 PM Post #19 |
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Hardly talking myself up, just stating a fact ;) The way I look at it, i got 50-50 chance in any lateral. |
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