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You might be an MMA junkie if......; saw this thread on another message board
Topic Started: Jul 12 2010, 11:43 AM (899 Views)
scsu_83
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When Rampage and Lyoto, your two dogs, keep whining because Fedor, your newborn, won't stop crying.

you wish your gf would drop down a weight class or two

you have people over and they stumble upon your cup lying somewhere random, like on the countertop

you use the phrase 'pound for pound' even when it doesn't really make sense

You walk through the automatic doors at a grocery store and raise your hands, start jumping up and down, and as your running through the aisles of the store you slap the coupon dispensers like your giving high fives to imaginary fans.

when your wife has friends over she has to remind them not to talk about religion, politics or MMA
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You may be an MMA Junkie if....

You request Royce Gracie's birthday off from work.

Suggest to your pregnant wife you name the baby Brock, Gina or Fedor.

Wear your gi to church.

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you pronounce the names; Hoyce, Halph, Hickson (Royce, Ralph, Rickson)
Edited by scsu_83, Jul 12 2010, 12:20 PM.
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You might be an MMA junkie if...

Tucking your "Miletich Fighting Systems" t-shirt in to your jeans is considered formal attire.
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you see a fight on animal planet and scrutinize the use of Muay Thai clinch and top control

you are tempted to RNC people in front of you in line

your girlfriend reaches for lotion and you accuse her of cheating
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You might be an MMA junkie if you schedule a UFC party at your house on your birthday; get a phone call from another friend that he ha has tickets for the UFC, and rather than cancel the party you leave the house open and leave a note on the fridge that the EVENT is on 224 and also informing them that Papa Murphy's pizza and beer is in the fridge.

NOTE: i came home all the pizza and beer was gone, but the house was cleaner than when I left. :)
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I want to make an observation about 'passing guard' or thinking about it, while in an intimate moment with a significant other, but I do not want to get sensored by the moderator :o
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scsu_83
Jul 13 2010, 04:41 PM
I want to make an observation about 'passing guard' or thinking about it, while in an intimate moment with a significant other, but I do not want to get sensored by the moderator :o
Yeah, things that fly on Sherdog definitely don't fly here.
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You might be an MMA junkie if...

You actually get your homework done early on Wednesdays because you know you will be watching The Ultimate Fighter and Best of Pride.
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If you know what a crop duster is - or who cropduster is ;)
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Jul 13 2010, 04:41 PM
I want to make an observation about 'passing guard' or thinking about it, while in an intimate moment with a significant other, but I do not want to get sensored by the moderator :o
You're far from the UG....

You might be an MMA Junkie if you're up until 4 AM watching UFC 37-40. :)
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Jul 15 2010, 03:15 AM


You might be an MMA Junkie if you're up until 4 AM watching UFC 37-40. :)
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Jul 15 2010, 03:15 AM
scsu_83
Jul 13 2010, 04:41 PM
I want to make an observation about 'passing guard' or thinking about it, while in an intimate moment with a significant other, but I do not want to get sensored by the moderator :o
You're far from the UG....

You might be an MMA Junkie if you're up until 4 AM watching UFC 37-40. :)
You win. B)
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scsu_83
Jul 14 2010, 06:06 PM
If you know what a crop duster is - or who cropduster is ;)
Speaking of which....

The young man is competing in Fargo this weekend....doing a little Greco demonstration I hear... B)
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Jul 15 2010, 07:34 AM
scsu_83
Jul 14 2010, 06:06 PM
If you know what a crop duster is - or who cropduster is ;)
Speaking of which....

The young man is competing in Fargo this weekend....doing a little Greco demonstration I hear... B)
Kimbo does greco?
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Jul 14 2010, 06:06 PM
If you know what a crop duster is - or who cropduster is ;)
CropDuster, the kid, the myth, the legend...
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aguywithaname
Jul 15 2010, 10:32 AM
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Jul 15 2010, 07:34 AM
scsu_83
Jul 14 2010, 06:06 PM
If you know what a crop duster is - or who cropduster is ;)
Speaking of which....

The young man is competing in Fargo this weekend....doing a little Greco demonstration I hear... B)
Kimbo does greco?
:D
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Jul 16 2010, 01:28 PM
scsu_83
Jul 14 2010, 06:06 PM
If you know what a crop duster is - or who cropduster is ;)
CropDuster, the kid, the myth, the legend...
After talking yourself up, you better come back with a minimum of two wins this weekend, Mr Legend.... :X ^o) B) :D
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Jul 16 2010, 04:56 PM
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Jul 16 2010, 01:28 PM
scsu_83
Jul 14 2010, 06:06 PM
If you know what a crop duster is - or who cropduster is ;)
CropDuster, the kid, the myth, the legend...
After talking yourself up, you better come back with a minimum of two wins this weekend, Mr Legend.... :X ^o) B) :D
Hardly talking myself up, just stating a fact ;)

The way I look at it, i got 50-50 chance in any lateral.
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